A secret of Japanese style toilet for gentlemen

secret of Japanese style toilet

Last blog post, I have written about the standardization of pictogram for Japanese toilet, and I have introduced enthusiasm of lavatory and toilet among Japanese people. http://dicethekamikaze.com/blog/japanese-products/frostedglass_lavatory/ 

Many of you might know that the technologies of Japanese sanitary system is the best in the world, and I believe adoption of Western style toilet and washlet is the greatest innovation of postwar period. It is hard to find Japanese style toilets in metropolitan areas, but in countryside, these are still remaining. If you are planning to travel to country side, you need prepare to do your job with Japanese style toilet.

For gentlemen, I am telling you a secret of Japanese style toilet which I found last week at the old school Japanese Izakaya in Hodogaya as the picture below.







The title says “For all the players”

A secret of Japanese style toilet for gentlemen.

there are 5 steps to complete your job.

1. Keep your stance little wider standing like squire.

2. Hold tight your grip with your left hand’s thumb and pointing finger and bend your body a  little forward.

3. Concentrate on the point of your grip and lower abdominal and shot quickly.

4. Don’t wield, be careful with sclaffing.

5. When you finish the hole, zip it up and flush then leave.

It concludes saying

If you execute these, you will be a great player and the greens will be kept clean.

When you encounter the Japanese style toilet, please remember this secret of Japanese style toilet for gentlemen, and you will be praised!!

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